discount genius

Less expensive than name brand genius.

This Is the Landing Page

Welcome to the Discount Genius Landing Page! You’re here because of one of the following reasons:

  1. You saw a direct link to this page and thought, “Sure! I’ll click that!”
  2. You clicked on the top banner of one of my blog posts.
  3. You were trying to find the cheapest genies in the United States and you’re a bad speller.

Why Discount Genius?

The short answer is that it seemed like a good idea at the time. I felt that the term “discount genius” described me on a personal level for a number of reasons. I have since grown less intelligent and more expensive and the term no longer applies as well as it did, but I paid twelve bucks for the domain name, so here we are.

What Will You Find Here?

Sometimes I write blog posts about things. Sometimes I don’t. I like technology and comedy and I generally write about the things I like.

That’s about all there is to see on this particular page. May I recommend the links in the navigation bar above? If you click on Blog, you may be delighted to find the five most recent posts of the blog that I write occasionally. Archives takes you to the same blog, but the posts are formatted in such a way that it’s much easier to find the older ones. About John is where you should click you want to learn about John. Most of this paragraph should have been self explanatory.

I regret to inform you that there is no prize for reading to the bottom of this page.

Sincerely yours,

John.